lostokyo.com

“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,”
- said Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama (via Reuters)

Whoa, whoa, whoa…..hold the horses.  She said WHAT?!?

“It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.”

I’m dumbfounded.  I’m all for UFO survivors and close encounter enthusiasts, but are you sure you want this lady right next to the prime minster, who himself had recently received the nickname ‘Alien’ due to his generally freaky eyes:

Those eyes aren’t too bad…oh wait a minute:

Oh man! You’re freaking me out.  Get outta here with those eyes.  I feel like lazers are going to shoot out.

I bet his wife woke up in the middle of the night, looked at her husband and though he was going to take her to Venus.  Do you see those eyes?  Come on man!

When she awoke, Japan’s next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He advised her that it was probably just a dream.

“My current husband has a different way of thinking,” she wrote. “He would surely say ‘Oh, that’s great’.”

Thanks for ruining a joke lady, thanks….